An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.

Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.

Mr. Krabs by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011

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can you feel it now mr. krabs

Art Thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs...
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs

can you feel it now mr. krabs by Wumbologist12345678989 December 17, 2013

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are you feeling it now mr krabs

A meme, i guess.

Spongebob: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!

are you feeling it now mr krabs by Mr Krabs 4 Life May 7, 2018

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