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Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
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Snooty Karen

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.
My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.
by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018
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bussy snot

The creamy wet left over fluid sometimes yellow or brown in color on a man's taint or anus after a nice shit.
Mike-Ya'll see that picture of Jeff's slit.
DJ-Yeah bro, he had a good bit of bussy snot on that thing

Domonic-vomits

Did someone just beef?
Yeah Jeff's a walking septic tank, gotta have some bussy snot down there.
by shaftyMcnasty April 16, 2021
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Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014
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snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.
Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".
by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018
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boop the snoot

Providing a boop to another being's nose or snout (stylized as snoot), preferably in a gentle or affectionate manner. Often, this is something one feels the need to do to cute animals. When animals boop each other's snoots, the general attitude of the boop must be taken on a case-by-case basis.
*sees an adorable puppy*

"Aw! Gonna boop the snoot!" *boops the snoot*
by thewheelbarrowqueen July 21, 2016
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