"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "
"I am Mork from Ork. Greetings, I come in peace, Na-Nu Na-Nu....!!!"
***Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) R.I.P.
"Mork & Mindy" is a t.v series that had aired from 1978 to 1982. The word "Shazbot" (/ˈʃɑ zbɒt/) is an Orkan profanity that the character Mork often used. The Orkan profanity or curse word that was used can be compared to someone on Earth saying "shit". That word was popularized by the character Mork and he is one of the main characters in the series, and an alien from the planet Ork.
***This is the CORRECT spelling of the word. Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) R.I.P.
"Owie! Shazbot, shazbot, SHAZBOT! I stubbed my little toe when I tripped over the footstool Mindy, and it hurt!!! You didn't even ask me if I was KO!!!"
The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...
Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."
A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"