soize

to have big guns, ie. big arms. to be very muscely

Aisling: Rorys lookin well today.
Lauren: yeah he's got soize!

by susie shannon February 27, 2008

soiled it

'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. 👏 It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! 🌟🎉

1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".

2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.

3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.

by earthbuddy March 12, 2023

Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Size Kink

Being turned on/aroused at a distinct difference in size in comparison to your partner. Usually includes height, muscle size, penis size, and weight. It is generally used when referring to a submissive being turned on at being smaller than their partner, but goes both ways. (being turned on at your partner being smaller than you.)

Ugh, I've got a total size kink; I just go weak in the knees when he wraps his huge hands around my neck!

by sams winchesters July 15, 2018

of size

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.

"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."

by Moggraider February 19, 2010

Souze

Basically means everything.

- Hello, how is it souzing (going)?
- Oh, nothing much, I only souzed (chilled) all day.

by dZerss May 6, 2018

SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

by rzhhhh November 11, 2011