shize

The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...

"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")

by Hammes September 02, 2004

shize

german poo

This food is shize

by talking to denise's picture August 23, 2003

shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 04, 2004

Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 08, 2009

shizee

A confident, amazing, and intelligent girl who cares about her friends in every situation. Shizee is a jokester and is a team player. She won't stop until she accomplishes her dreams

Wow! She is such a Shizee! Her friends and family must love her.

by Puppygal381 April 07, 2018