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shize by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004
Shize and Shower
When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.
I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.
Shize and Shower by Big Duece March 18, 2009
Shize sandwich
A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.
Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.
Shize sandwich by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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