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The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.
"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."
of size by Moggraider February 19, 2010
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Person Of Size

A polite and politically correct way of saying yourself or someone else is overweight or fat.
I need to join a gym Im becoming a person of size.

I love persons of size.
Person Of Size by Frihet April 19, 2009

People of size 

Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.

Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.

Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
People of size by just like honey February 16, 2020

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022

Beamer the size of china 

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.
Size of the boat by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010
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