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the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
If Messi and towards the front of Barcelona was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is shaping up much more powerful on offense!
by yoyobanton September 18, 2013
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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(verb) To fall down in an exaggerated manner. The fall need not result from any physical contact. Whether or not it resulted from physical contact, the fall is usually followed by excessive rolling and writhing.
I know that you just earned our team a free kick, but everytime you neymar it makes me want to puke.
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by Liberator Lickpenny July 07, 2018
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when your child has a tantrum in front of all your guests. Being a crybaby. Acting out in public and blowing it out of proportion
The child cried for hours acting like a real Neymar. When his scrape wasn’t even a big deal
by Nator July 02, 2018
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A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014
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Brazilian football star known for breaking ankles
get the medic over here his ankles are broken

neymar pls dont break my ankles
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by kassk April 04, 2017
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Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.
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by The Original Korra July 08, 2018
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