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to get absolutely shitfaced drunk and stoned

"Me and steve were just fuckin seized that night"

seized by stevericktedbill April 26, 2009

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seized

When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.

Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized

seized by malvhd July 25, 2019

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seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

seized by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

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Seized

When your entire life is taken away from you in the blink of an eye.

Just weeks after his 14th birthday, he was seized by a massive stroke. His parents didn't know what to do without him.

Seized by Overdrive2005 October 26, 2014

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Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.

Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .

Seized Ball by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023

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Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

Seized up by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

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Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

Seized Piston by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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