to get absolutely shitfaced drunk and stoned
"Me and steve were just fuckin seized that night"
by stevericktedbill April 27, 2009
When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.
Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized
by malvhd July 25, 2019
It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.
Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!
by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006
When you’re shooketh to a state that you can’t even move anymore.
Bruh, I just saw this guy and I’m seizing over how hot he was”
by Okie2019 August 25, 2018
A dance move invented to look like one is having a seizure. Short sporadic full body thrusts, in some cases causes neck and spine injury. But The Seiz is the greatest dance move of 2010. Invented in the Howard Johnson Hotel : Room 218.
I was wasted doing the seiz in the middle of the dance floor. I ended bringing back to girls to the hotel because of it.
by Dierks Olgensen October 4, 2010
A graffiti "tag" name that can be seen in numerous locations from Worcester to Boston, Massachusetts. The writer is unknown but his name is linked to the Boston-based urban art krew known as Stickz+Stonz.
"Yo, did you see the new throw-up by SEiZ in that vacant lot down in Lower Roxbury, its tight."
by Stonz May 19, 2009
A last minute change of plans or possibly risky judgement call between a group of best friends pertaining to their plans for the evening. Based on the saying 'carpe diem', or 'Seizing the Day'. Usual partners in crime include rum, tequila or both and a walk of shame from a significant others house the following morning.
"Instead of sitting inside on a Wednesday evening and doing nothing, lets go to the bar down the street, get rip roaring drunk amongst friends and strangers, and then let hot guys buy us drinks and take us home."

"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"
by Lockerazzi Monster December 31, 2010