As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.
A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.
This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
“You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.
The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone