When a guy cums on a girl's tits and proceeds to lick it off as if it were a snowcone, savoring every last drop as if it were covered in a rainbow of cherry, buble gum, and lime flavoring.
Damn, I cant believe that guy just snowconed his own spunk off of Kitty's tits. He must have been starving.
by BashPhul July 19, 2011
A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the testicles and anus are licked from behind while the man is in bent-over position, and while the penis is masturbated. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.
by Icepic March 22, 2011
When a girl has your load in her mouth, and before she can spit or swallow, you make her laugh which causes it to then erupt out of her nose.
Guy 1: Dude, this chick was giving me head last night, and she was going to try to spit it out, but instead I said something really funny and it came out of her nose and she fucking snowconed all over herself!
Guy 2: Nice one! That will teach that bitch to try and spit out the cream filling!
Guy 2: Nice one! That will teach that bitch to try and spit out the cream filling!
by Swallow_it_or_else September 28, 2009
The art of projecting a 'cone' using solely the power of one's semen when ejaculating. A 'cone' can typically be formed using a rolled up piece of paper into the shape of a cone, but more advanced users have been known to have used cloth, cardboard and even, in some more extreme cases, scrap metal.
Boy: Oh yeah, this is going to make a great snowcone!
*Rolls circular piece of paper into cone-like shape and places it upon his penis, begins masterbating and ejaculates, sending the cone flying into the air*
Girl: Ow! You just snowconed me in the eye!
*Rolls circular piece of paper into cone-like shape and places it upon his penis, begins masterbating and ejaculates, sending the cone flying into the air*
Girl: Ow! You just snowconed me in the eye!
by King Bobo September 24, 2009
A slutty male or female that you once thought was super awesome and cool, maybe even ice cold... but after a while you then find out that they are SUPER obnoxious and they give you headaches... que the brainfreeze.
Hailey: Wow. Matthew is SUCH a snowcone!!! last month he was my idol and now i cant stand to be around him...
Sarah: OMG. i know. i thought he was the best boyfriend ever but now, i dont even knw what i saw in him...
Sarah: OMG. i know. i thought he was the best boyfriend ever but now, i dont even knw what i saw in him...
by sexilexi13 September 21, 2010
an australian snowcone is pulling the fattest cone of weed while also sprinkling coke on top. only the toughest of counts can handle this
by AkaMclean June 16, 2019
1) The act of getting so high on any substance that you believe you are a snowcone.
2) An exaggeration used to describe a high person's state of mind.
2) An exaggeration used to describe a high person's state of mind.
Jake: Hey Mai, you feeling it yet?
Mai: Duuuude...my hands....my hands are aliens...
Jake: Oh man, you're snowconed
Mai: Duuuude...my hands....my hands are aliens...
Jake: Oh man, you're snowconed
by Derp a herp October 31, 2011