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Snowconed

1) The act of getting so high on any substance that you believe you are a snowcone.

2) An exaggeration used to describe a high person's state of mind.
Jake: Hey Mai, you feeling it yet?

Mai: Duuuude...my hands....my hands are aliens...

Jake: Oh man, you're snowconed
by Derp a herp October 30, 2011
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snowconed

Colored and flavored water in a iceblock form in the shape of a snowcone that is then inserted rectally.
It is important to note that this form known as 'snowconed' is either done personally, or between willing participents.
'that party last night was so wild, they used a full 12 pack of NickiiCones between the 5 of them to get snowconed, there's going to be some cold ass today'
by anonymousSubmitter May 12, 2006
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Snowconed

The act of putting sweaty, smelly, cold ice hockey shinpads over the back of the head and over the victims face. The victim will try to stand up and in the process there head will look similar to that of a snowcone.
Glen was snowconed because he is annoying and talks to much.
by IamGod10 May 24, 2013
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Snowbone

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.
Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
by Vyrotek August 1, 2012
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Snowclone

A snowclone is a contemporary and highly-adaptable phrase or word susceptible to a heavy-degree of banality (similar to that of a cliché) because of it's vulnerability to accede among a multitude of varying audiences.

A snowclone can either refer to the original word or phrasal - as well as it's beneficiaries - so long as the general form or template is readily detectable. e.g. The phrase "Keep Calm & Chive-On" is a snowclone of "Keep Calm & Carry-On" however both phrases meet the requirements to be considered a snowclone.

Well know British-American linguistic, Geoffrey K. Pullum, and American television writer and scientist, Glen Whitman, are credited for producing the term in the early 2000's.

The term "snowclone" is believed to be a a fusing of the words "snow" and "clone" as "snow" is a word often associated with a high concentration synonyms (replacement terms), the word "clone" typically connotes replication and/or repetition.
-"YOLO- You Only Live Once" snowcloned into "OOYL- Only Once You Live" among others.
-"Netflix & Chill" is a snowclone along with it's many predecessors such as: "Hulu & Hang" or "4Chan & Van" as a way to imply a sexual interest is present.
-Drake's infamous lyric: "Started From the Bottom Now We Here" became a snowclone almost instantly, prompting many jokes and memes including well-regarded "Started From the Bottom Now We a Little Bit Above the Bottom" jab.
by idtst August 8, 2016
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Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011
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Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.
by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012
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