Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren'
t they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?
alt:
Guy
1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.
Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger