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shoveled 

a verb to be shoveled,to shovel
damn girl, you need to get shoveled!
shoveled by kali, motha bitch September 26, 2008
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Shoveled 

When you are transparent with a bitch that you are not looking for anything serious (nor are you in a position to emotionally commit) and dis bitch does not want to recognize; yet continues to pursue yo fine ass and ends up covered in dirt.
I told her that i just wanted to fuck, but she wanted to cuddle every night...that bitch got shoveled.
Shoveled by LezBros December 24, 2018

Shoveled 

To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.
Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?

alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.

Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger
Shoveled by anonymous January 16, 2021

Shoveled Out 

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.
Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.
Shoveled Out by Jack nile April 11, 2011

Shoveled out 

To manually disimpact someone, as in to remove feces from the rectum with one's finger or fingers.
Patrick is very constipated, I think he may need to be shoveled out.
Shoveled out by KseH May 3, 2016

Dis- Shoveled 

Oh, Samii, you look dis- shoveled!!
Dis- Shoveled by Faggetyanne July 10, 2010
A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated
Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad
Shoveler by Shovelove July 13, 2015
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