(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.
2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.
3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
You know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? Maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?
You didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. And then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?
Well my friend, you’ve just experienced a Napcident.
The consumption of small finger food (like crackers and dip) you hoover up at gatherings without even thinking. Suddenly, you look down and you're covered in cracker crumbs, three bean dip and have no memory of eating these things.
I'm hoping to lose the five pounds I put on due to all those holiday snaccidents.