Scatcident 

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident

Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.

Scatcident by Bella James March 29, 2010

snapcident

A Snapchat accident

Emma: "Snapcident! Yikes I just sent that Snap to my old neighbor!"

snapcident by blindsided September 5, 2014

Snaccident 

(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.

1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.

2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.

3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.

Snaccident by Eary June 2, 2007

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Stabcident 

An incident where someone is stabbed.

Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident

Stabcident by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Snaccident 

Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family sized bag of chips by mistake.

“Mom, I had a snaccident. We need more barbecue Lays.

Snaccident by Word.maker June 6, 2018

snaccident 

The consumption of small finger food (like crackers and dip) you hoover up at gatherings without even thinking. Suddenly, you look down and you're covered in cracker crumbs, three bean dip and have no memory of eating these things.

I'm hoping to lose the five pounds I put on due to all those holiday snaccidents.

snaccident by buffycee October 5, 2011