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saccident

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.
Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!
by The Benigma January 2, 2009
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saccident

Chad: Joe looked fantastic in drag last night, except when he did those high kicks. I'm pretty sure I saw his balls.
Kathleen: He did high kicks? Sounds like a saccident waiting to happen.
by The Benigma March 28, 2009
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Saccident

Unintentionally wounding one’s ball sack in an accidental manner. Sack accident = saccident.
Chad bust his nut in a sports related saccident.
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022
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consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022
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Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
by Ave End May 28, 2018
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Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.
Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010
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