hoover

Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'
Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!
by @ p$3ud0n`/m February 18, 2005
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To consume beer rapidly
" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"
by Upright Hoover April 05, 2007
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A brand of vacuum cleaners.
There is a hoover in the store.
by Andrew Stolzenbach October 18, 2003
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1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 15, 2004
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Someone that sucks a dangerous amount of cock.
Tommy's mum is such a Hoover.
by tibbons October 29, 2003
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1. a person who associates with or visits another person or group of people with the sole intention of smoking their weed for free, or any substance which is inhaled.

2. a person who, in a weed cypher, smokes more than what is considered to be his fair share.
i hate when they come around this bitch.../
talkin' 'bout "what y'all smokin on?"/
cuz niggas like that we call em hoovers/
they try ta get cool wit' us to smoke yo' weed up/
its what they do./

--Mystikal
by theonejanitor February 21, 2006
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A mother fucker that sucks up all your weed and never chips in
Ay fuck jerry that niggas a fuckin hoover vacum lungs on my chit chip in nigga
by patrick r.2012 August 24, 2007
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