smelliese

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smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

smelliese by big justeen November 17, 2011

Words you can keep

smellige

smellige can you smell that yes i have superb smellige skills

his smellige skills are not as strong this one ...he will fail . there is some BAD smellige in this room guy!

smellige by dam mad September 20, 2016

Smashing Smellies

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

Smashing Smellies by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

ploppin' smellies by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

samellies

three hot and sexy bitches

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

samellies by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008

Gearing up for smallies

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.

“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019

Smelless

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless

The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...

Smelless by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026