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smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen
"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"
by big justeen November 17, 2011
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smellige

smellige can you smell that yes i have superb smellige skills
his smellige skills are not as strong this one ...he will fail . there is some BAD smellige in this room guy!
by dam mad September 20, 2016
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Smashing Smellies

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"
by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010
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ploppin' smellies

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.
by onewhopoops June 28, 2009
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samellies

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.
by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008
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Gearing up for smallies

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.
“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
by IheartbASS October 23, 2019
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Smelless

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless
The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...
by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011
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