smellige

smellige can you smell that yes i have superb smellige skills

his smellige skills are not as strong this one ...he will fail . there is some BAD smellige in this room guy!

by dam mad September 20, 2016

Smashing Smellies

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

smegligence

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip

Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.

by M Boogie December 25, 2020

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

Smelligator

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).

Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.

by Lovey December 28, 2005

smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011

dropping the smellies

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011