smarded 

When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded

Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....

smarded by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021

smaded 

a mixture of smashed and faded

damm i was smaded last night never been smashed and faded at the same time thats whats up

smaded by thizzle sahota November 18, 2011

Simarded

A person who is perfect at their job but bad at at anything else.

Yo Bro Im feeling so Simarded right now

Simarded by IITopcat September 24, 2020

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013

smarted 

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

smarted by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

Smarked 

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012

sharded 

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

sharded by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004