smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013

sargedonut 

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.

Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".

sargedonut by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021

Sarged 

(Sarj'd) V. 1)Pwned, or otherwise Owned, usually in refrence to online games that are military in nature.

from the red team Sergeant in Red vs blue.

You just got Sarged! (pwned)

Sarged by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

smarted 

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

smarted by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

Smarked 

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012

Smagged 

When a person is drunk And/OR high and he is faded and Smacked so you combine the words Making Smagged.

Stoner#1: How you feeling after that doubie brah,?

Stoner#2: shit i had a loko just a half an hour a go so im hella Smagged.

Smagged by JuJux718 December 10, 2010

Smargledanger 

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)

“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”

Smargledanger by Kg114 February 18, 2018