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Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.
Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.
Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012
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back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
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starked it 

The art of aggressively failing at women.
Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.
starked it by Bevo69 January 27, 2012
1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol
1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"
Sparked by Mr T March 9, 2004
Deriving from the character Tony Stark (or, Iron Man), it is a synonym for words like "owned", "pwned", "beasted", or "stole"; to be bested, or out-witted.
Haahahaha! You've been Starked, son!

Anna: Hey, why am I doing your homework for you?!
James: Because I said so.
Bystander: Starked, fool.
Starked by Rabbit Zombie May 9, 2010

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
act right, you smacked ass.
smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005
When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.
Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.
J Smacked by andrew8888 June 14, 2011
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