Snarded

A combination of 2 words
Sneezed and Farded.
there's also: Snard, Snarding

Friend: WTF I JUST SNEEZED AND FARDED
Me: SNARDED

by Shylo was here :3 December 3, 2022

Snarred

The act of fucking with, or being fucked with, by restaurant personnel. Retaliation for treating restaurant personnel poorly for perceived wrongs.

Jeff was an asshole to the waitress so she Snarred his meal.

That burger king employee spit on my burger, I've been Snarred!

by TobyTobiTobias May 2, 2014

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting at the same time

she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!

by AGZ123 May 19, 2008