Smackwitch

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.

Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

Slickwitch

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.

"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"

by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008

slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life

When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.

by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Snackwich

A snack that resembles a sandwich in terms of its construction (a carbohydrate wrapping around a tasty filling), but is small enough to be held in only one hand and eaten while the person is running. Must be compact and tidy enough to not cause a mess while being eaten. Not to be used as a meal substitute.

I could really use a snackwich right about now.

by Charkface August 28, 2007