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Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.
"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"
Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008
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slackbitch 

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

Slicewich 

A singular slice of processed meat in between 2 pieces of bread... which may or may not be buttered !! :-/

Very bland... with no frills like filling... sauces... or salad... so a poor reproduction of a Sandwich !! :-(
grey meat spam chicken ham bread slice sandwich butter slicewich
Slicewich by Brians 7/12 February 13, 2014

slicksith 

Pronounced : s-Lick-sih-th
Noun

1. A visually unpleasant autistic child with the attention span and intelligence of a cane toad. Known for soliciting young boys for 'recruitment' into a sexually abusive relationship (a.k.a. Homosexual). Believe's 99% of almost everything that is posted on infowars. Wears bright colored clothing to entice young men into conversation which may or may not (confirmed 98% conversion rate) lead to gay activities.

2. Has been seen actively on the New York Gay Pride circuit in famous locations such as but not limited to 'The Manhole' 'The Dusty Dirt Path' 'Sailors' and the infamous 'Man's Country'.

3. Known in many circles as the 'Golden Adonis' referring to his fascination with pissing inside little boys assholes.

Origins - Florida , Sicily
Oh Look! There is Slicksith! Sound your non-factor alarm and target him last. He will be too busy licking smelly man taint and staring at shiny things.
slicksith by ROBERT FAGOT the III January 18, 2017

Spickbitch 

A Hispanic or Latina or girl who is also known as a border hopper,
Did you meet Jacob m$ girlfriend?

1:no
2: I hope you never have to she is a spickbitch
Spickbitch by Anonymousvixen March 4, 2017
A scandalous, crazy and/or scary hispanic chick.

That fucking spicwitch stole my purse and slashed my tires!

Why does your sister listen to reggaeton and act like a dumb spicwitch? She`s white!

Watch out! That spicwitch is trying to get pregnant to collect more child support.

Can you believe Rosa broke up Dan`s marriage? I hope that spicwitch burns in Hell!

spicwitch by dopestr33t November 6, 2007

Smackwitch 

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
Smackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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