Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.
"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"
Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
1. A visually unpleasant autistic child with the attention span and intelligence of a cane toad. Known for soliciting young boys for 'recruitment' into a sexually abusive relationship (a.k.a. Homosexual). Believe's 99% of almost everything that is posted on infowars. Wears bright colored clothing to entice young men into conversation which may or may not (confirmed 98% conversion rate) lead to gay activities.
2. Has been seen actively on the New York Gay Pride circuit in famous locations such as but not limited to 'The Manhole' 'The Dusty Dirt Path' 'Sailors' and the infamous 'Man's Country'.
3. Known in many circles as the 'Golden Adonis' referring to his fascination with pissing inside little boys assholes.
Oh Look! There is Slicksith! Sound your non-factor alarm and target him last. He will be too busy licking smelly man taint and staring at shiny things.
A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.