Smackwhich

A sandwich that is smacking

Damn Gina, this Smackwhich is life changing 🤤…!

by TherealJanae July 11, 2024

Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

Snackwich

A snack that resembles a sandwich in terms of its construction (a carbohydrate wrapping around a tasty filling), but is small enough to be held in only one hand and eaten while the person is running. Must be compact and tidy enough to not cause a mess while being eaten. Not to be used as a meal substitute.

I could really use a snackwich right about now.

by Charkface August 28, 2007

stackwich

Two or more sandwiches stacked on top each other.

I ate a stackwich, I will now go die.

by Patches' December 9, 2005

snackwich

A sandwich that is not quite a snack, not quite a real sandwich. Usually eaten by them ritzy types.

I had a snackwich, and I was still hungry, so I killed a hooker.

by Patches' December 28, 2005

Smackwitch

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.

Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

snackwich

noun; a sandwich made mostly, or entirely out of the salvaged ruins of other snacks.

"Man, that snackwich I had yesterday almost killed me..."

by Neil Fleming January 15, 2004