Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

skankbitch

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.

Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"

by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007

slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life

When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.

by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006

Stockbitch

A lame ass teacher with no control over his class. A complete and utter moron.

Wow, he's just like Stockbitch! No balls!

by BlueSpaceMonkey October 20, 2006

smackabitch

The action used when your bitch be trippin, and she be needin a good smack.

that bitch was so dumb, so i just had to give her the old smackabitch

by bob crab May 21, 2011