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slackbitch 

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003
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Slackerbitch 

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.
Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

skankbitch 

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.
Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
skankbitch by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007

Slack Bitch 

Someone who is so lazy they would rather complain for months about flash player not working than actually click one link and install it, so they can watch a monkey piss in it's own mouth on youtube.
Lee: OMG i just found a monkey pissing in his own mouth on youtube check this out *sends link*

Mary: I can't because I don't have flash player installed. It hasn't worked for months

Lee: Oh you fucking slack bitch...
Slack Bitch by lhm October 6, 2008

Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.
"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"
Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008

smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life
When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.
smackabitch by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006

slaybitchslay 

when a bitch is just WORKING!! gotta be supportive!
“daaaaamnnn nicki! you go! slaybitchslay!”
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