The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.
Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
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by xansel April 4, 2022
Get the smackkychris mug.Is a sandwich you eat while smangin a chick from behind. You can rest it on her back. Shit, if you have one of them baller ass tempurpedic beds you have your drink on the side too.
by Kaylngetssmangwiched.com February 19, 2012
Get the smangwich mug.A complex sexual act in which the male positions himself to perform reverse intermammary intercourse (titty fucking) with the female. Meanwhile the female peforms analingus (rimjobbing) on the man.
Ilene is a complete whore, she totally let me do the stankwich on her and I busted a nut in her bellybutton.
by $helby December 12, 2006
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by Camelbabyjimmy14 October 19, 2008
Get the Skankwich mug.A game played by smashing opposing player's sandwiches in a cafeteria-style setting. Any undefended sandwich is eligible for smashing. The rules are as follows:
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
Ian: Dude, Nate's sandwich is undefended."
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
by kooteraga October 27, 2013
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