slutpants

A word I ganked off Jessica.

A stupid insult which doesn't mean anything. Probably has something to do with the the insultee being a whore

Shutup Slutpants, you ate my dog.

slutpants by Clayton. May 18, 2003

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

slutpatty

Slutpatty is used to describe canadian sluts who sit on their patty and watch hockey instead of calling with their best friends. Most of them are inhumanly short and resemble that of gnomes. Due to this, they may also be referred as ‘slutpatty anklebiters.’

Sofia: Yoo, you heard about McKenna? She refused to call her friend Celeste cause she was watching Hockey.
Lauren: Yeah man. What a slutpatty.

slutpatty by hotscorpiobitch March 26, 2022

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

slutmanship 

Being a slut and giving support to other sluts you know

You know, Audrey, when you complimented the amount of guys I slept with last month, you showed great slutmanship.

slutmanship by Harley Hazel June 4, 2015

slut pants 

Refers to any tight white pants worn by a male or female, which are often see-through. These tight white pants denote that the wearer is slutty and thus, open for business. Often worn by whores and Surrey girls. Furthermore, it can refer to the person wearing them.

a) "Pssh, Stacy's got her slut pants on today". (b)"Hey there slut pants".

slut pants by Mr. Moss October 20, 2006