slowbad

When you are playing an FPS game and get domed by the kid with faster reflexes.

You slowbad old man!
I just owned that noob, he was slowbad!

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slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

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One who is a disgusting person, eats excessively. Essentially, an extreme slob.

Man, did you see Absalon? He's such a slobadon.

slobadon by EthanK March 4, 2008

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(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature

Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.

slobbadonkey by mathruD October 21, 2008

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Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

slowbag by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

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A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

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An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

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