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Slowback 

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.
"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."
Slowback by TFE September 15, 2007
Words you can keep

slowback 

Another way to call someone slow, retarded, or stupid.
Dude 1: I forgot where I was going again...

Dude 2: to the bathroom you slowback!
slowback by Fox's Girl June 28, 2008

slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate
We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.
slowjackin it by thefort June 24, 2007

Showback 

The physical price you pay for seeing live entertainment. Utmost lower back pain as a result from standing upright for hours at a time. Other areas of pain include the heels of your feet, hips, pelvic region, and hamstrings. Pain and other areas increase with age. A serious deterrent for those wanting to see their favorite bands live.
Guy 1: Want to support my friends band tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, I just got over some showback from last nights music fest
Showback by Packing_Heat March 23, 2011

snowback 

1. n. Canadian working illegally in the US.
2. n. Canadian spending the winter in the US. Also known as snowbird, or frostback.
Let's get the hell out of Quartzsite, Arizona. It's being overrun by snowbacks.
snowback by Jeff the Skid September 26, 2003

SlowBucKs 

-Often used when a situation doesn't go the way a person would like

- when something happens, is going to happen or is happening that is not ideal for a particular person
Mike - "Damn My Cell Phone Just Fell in Water"

Melissa- "its SlowBucKs for You"

Jane- "i want the new iPhone but im not due for a upgrade so i wont be able to get the discounted price"

Jeff - " Its SlowBucKs for you, you gotta stay with your old phone"
SlowBucKs by smm_richie November 25, 2011

slow back 

The art of evading a person/persons without them noticing you
Dude, dont take another step. Joes grandmother didnt see us yet. Lets just slow back before she catches our scent and makes us chop firewood or something.
slow back by TatredMaxall November 13, 2007
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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