slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary

what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!

by evan July 13, 2004

slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slowball

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.

user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage

by notskull99 June 26, 2021

slowball

snorting a mixture of crushed oxycontin (time release coating peeled off) and cocaine

for the time being, slowballing is the closest i'll allow myself to get to speedballing (mixing heroine and cocaine).

by Richard M May 20, 2006

Slowball

A car that is a baller car but drives very slow. Mainly due to weak engine or having several years on the neck.

That Slowball is a beauty to drive and see.

by Franke_EST June 30, 2017

slowball

(also slow ball ) n. a person who is slow of thought in at least one to several capacities, and whose influence on others nearby, either by deliberate action or selfish behavior, or passively, serves to vex, retard, frustrate, hinder and annoy said others, leading to a breakdown of a stable system, regardless of intellectual superiority, giftedness, or talent, of the individuals making up the system. also known as “survival of the dumbest”. (This term is also expandable to cover Siri mistakes, mistyped words, or anything else of the kind which can frustrate a user of electronic devices to record thoughts, ideas, or vital communications, among others things, to the point that the user may revert to a pen and paper

“Yeah, I bet that he could have finished high school at age 12, then gone on to Harvard,, MIT, or Yale, if the creeps in those backwater public schools hadn’t slowballed him.”

by Chess King_2_4_5_12 December 07, 2023

slowballer

a slowballer is an internet word spun off of cornball or goofball. the verb form is slowballing, typically used when someone is being slow in a convo.

jeff: whats weong with bro?
bob: dw bros a slowballer lol

jeff: yoo finally ur back, what happened?
bob: i was tryna explain something to my lil bro but he was slowballin so hard.

jeff: wsp?
bob: i slowballed a convo and now they think im retarded...
jeff: certified slowballer xd
bob: stfu

by troughboy June 07, 2024