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gets along with everyone and has a crushes on girls that don’t like him like that
Absalon lowkey downbad
Absalon by Donttalktome November 26, 2021
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Very funny, outgoing, caring, and overall an amazing person. Has shitty Wi-Fi and will never beat Eva at Arsenal though. Live laugh love absalon!!
damnnn absalon is fr fr feo!!
Absalon by soobinpee November 22, 2021
Free spirited individual. He cares more about the emotions around him than his own. He would give his shirt off his back for anyone in need. He is sometimes misunderstood, but that is one of the finer mysteries.
I heard absalon talking about the weather today
absalon by Alliskrink November 23, 2021

Green Abalone 

First exemplified by the original Green Abalone, The Green Abalone has now evolved into a concept, extending to all those who are true to themselves, and are not afraid to stand out from the crowd as a result.
Her Pikachu backpack says Pika in four different ways when pressed on the side. What a Green Abalone!
Green Abalone by Y. Yu February 25, 2008
Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an absalom
Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

diving for abalone 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.
milton absolon is great in bed.
absolon by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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