Slowbodahism 

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

Slowbodahism by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism 

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

Slowbodahism by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003

slowboatism 

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

slowboatism by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018