Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

slopbody

A slopbody is a girl who could look good but because she has not taken care of her body it kinda looks sloppy.

A slopbody are one of the two listed: Girls who were skinny then gained weight very quickly or girls who have a nice body but have islands of fat in certain areas.

by KO LR July 23, 2008

Snowbody

A white girl who only likes and dates black guys.

Person 1: Do you know Jane?
Person 2: Yeah I do. She won’t date me.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. She’s a snowbody.

by jakeyT31 January 9, 2020

Slowbodahism

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003

slowboy

the definition of a man who shags anything, from a bearded yak to the ripples of a morbidly obese pensioner.

'ow dude your such a slowboy, she had a face like a frying pan'

by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014

slowboy

A name given for people who drive a slow ass car but still want to race.

dude 1: yo ill gap you in a race
dude 2: how you dive a Chevy Spark
dude 1: ill still gap you
dude2: shut your Slowboy ass up

by omw2fybAgain March 25, 2021