slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
by SMBerlin February 10, 2018
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Slowball

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.
user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage
by notskull99 June 26, 2021
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slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary
what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!
by evan July 13, 2004
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slowball

snorting a mixture of crushed oxycontin (time release coating peeled off) and cocaine

for the time being, slowballing is the closest i'll allow myself to get to speedballing (mixing heroine and cocaine).
by Richard M May 13, 2006
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Slowball

Slowball is basically somebody who throws a slow snowball at you but it cant make it all the way to you
by _Odin_ March 19, 2015
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Slowball

A car that is a baller car but drives very slow. Mainly due to weak engine or having several years on the neck.
That Slowball is a beauty to drive and see.
by Franke_EST June 30, 2017
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slowball

(also slow ball ) n. a person who is slow of thought in at least one to several capacities, and whose influence on others nearby, either by deliberate action or selfish behavior, or passively, serves to vex, retard, frustrate, hinder and annoy said others, leading to a breakdown of a stable system, regardless of intellectual superiority, giftedness, or talent, of the individuals making up the system. also known as “survival of the dumbest”. (This term is also expandable to cover Siri mistakes, mistyped words, or anything else of the kind which can frustrate a user of electronic devices to record thoughts, ideas, or vital communications, among others things, to the point that the user may revert to a pen and paper
Yeah, I bet that he could have finished high school at age 12, then gone on to Harvard,, MIT, or Yale, if the creeps in those backwater public schools hadn’t slowballed him.”
by Chess King_2_4_5_12 December 08, 2023
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