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slowballer 

a slowballer is an internet word spun off of cornball or goofball. the verb form is slowballing, typically used when someone is being slow in a convo.
jeff: whats weong with bro?
bob: dw bros a slowballer lol

jeff: yoo finally ur back, what happened?
bob: i was tryna explain something to my lil bro but he was slowballin so hard.

jeff: wsp?
bob: i slowballed a convo and now they think im retarded...
jeff: certified slowballer xd
bob: stfu
slowballer by troughboy June 7, 2024

Snowballesque 

Adjective - "denoting an unpredictable volatile nature of character, usually induced by excessive consumption of cocaine and alcohol and typically resulting in a seemingly unwarranted succession of violence, crying and vomiting "
The evening started with a few casual drinks and ended up in a snowballesque rampage of pagan aggression and the looting of lemonade and sandwiches from the local co-operative supermarket.
Snowballesque by Cannyguy January 5, 2022

Snowballer

A person who sucks dick, gets cummed in his/her mouth. Then makes out with the person who cummed in their mouth while still having cum in their mouth.
Snowballer by A friend August 14, 2003

Slowball 

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.
user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage
Slowball by notskull99 June 26, 2021

snowballed 

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!
snowballed by elementalangst May 25, 2006

slowbALL 

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary
what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!
slowbALL by evan July 13, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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