Slowbalt

The art of driving a fake Cobalt SS and believing you own an automobile that it worth something. The drivers name starts with a Z in most cases of this.

Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.

by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011

slowbalt

new chevy cobalt
very slow even the supercharged ones

dude did you see that race; no wut was it? a chevy caviller and a chevy slowbalt; who won?; idk there still racing after 2 minutes

by Andrew June 6, 2005

slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Slowball

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.

user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage

by notskull99 June 26, 2021

slowbate

The most popular Shawn on Shaun activity.

(Slowbate) We kept losing L4D matches because they were busy slowbating each other.

::boom:: headshot.

by NotKleenkiller January 13, 2015

Slobalt

A stock cobalt ls or lt model with the 2.2 ecotec. they are very slow so the combination of the cars name and its slowness has come together as the Slobalt.

Haha u drive a Slobalt

by Captain_Cobalt January 17, 2011