Smash and Dash

To bust a nut on a girl and then just ditch her.

Tbh not down for anything serious tonight just a smash and dash

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Feroofs

When something hits you very hard physically or mentally. A synonym for the word Oofers

Person A: I got a F on my test
Person B: Massive Feroofs

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Oofeefers

When somethings hits you very damn hard physically and mentally and is a massive wasted opportunity. Basically a Ripeeper and Oof combined.

Person A: Dude I just took such an L cause I asked 10 girls out and they said no.
Person B: Bro it's cause you went up to them and started talking about math, massive oofeefers.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 22, 2019

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Yeet and Repeat

To continuously fuck a girl multiple times.

Imma yeet and repeat on a 10 tonight

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Yeet on my reet

An arbritrary saying which can really mean anything. Used as a victory or challenging statement

* Kills player in Fortnite *
Person A: Yeet on my reet

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019