slowbag

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

slowbag

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

by ljak November 22, 2021

slowbag

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

by ljak November 26, 2021