slowbag 

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

slowbag by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

slowbag 

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

slowbag by ljak November 22, 2021

slowbag 

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

slowbag by ljak November 26, 2021

slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

showbag 

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

showbag by McTurdle October 6, 2006

showbags 

Someone or something that is completely full of shit.

Code word for the boss "Showbags is on his/her way"

showbags by Jazz Cola February 11, 2009

Sowbag 

A sowbag can easily get mistaken with degenerate. However , the sowbag takes on an additional trait the degenerate does not. A sowbag can be seen in ranges from 200-300 lbs. anything heavier than that is considered a Sowhound. A sowbag is someone who enjoys their own company while maintaining the desire to slug back Guinness or DAB tallies. The sowbag was established in the southern portion of Ontario, Canada. the first generation sowbag was known as Matthew and Bradley. A pair of sowbags they were. They soon gave birth to more sowbags, creating a sow colony. People question , what is a sowbag? But no one ever asks , how is a sowbag.

Wow, did you see him, he drank a 6 pack of Keystone Light in under 10 mins, what a sowbag!

Sowbag by Pricey1097 January 23, 2021