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slobee

"Slobee" any great looking handsome guy. who was a typical ugly duckling in his childhood. he has slowly matured into a gorgouse looking swan and has not realised yet the transformation has taken place. or aware that women find him adorable and extremely attractive. he creates a buzz around him everywhere he go's.
Girl says to her friend or friends - what a "slobee" I went too school with him and he looked like he fell out of the ugly tree - and totaly clueless!
look at him now he's so sexy i would love too get a bit off him.
by ajd1012 October 29, 2013
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slobken

The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.
Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!
by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018
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slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019
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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
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slobbed

To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.
Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!
by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007
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Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009
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Slobey

When you shoot a shot into the trash you yell slobey
"Yo steve, they call me slobey"
by n,ewkry8ofivdryilherotuw4 January 11, 2019
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