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slobert
slobert by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009
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Slobert
An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.
Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
Slobert by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014
Slobbertooth
1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007
Sobertober
The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER
"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"
Sobertober by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017
sloberknocker
sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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