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slobert
slobert by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009
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Slobert
An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.
Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
Slobert by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014
Slobbertooth
1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007
Sobertober
The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER
"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"
Sobertober by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017
sloberknocker
sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.