The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.
by angelhair June 02, 2008

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.
Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
by Really Good Joke March 07, 2014
