Top definition
Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009
Get the merch
Get the Slobbery Long John neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the mug
Get a jabbed mug for your dog Georges.

Activity