4 definitions by flash gordon ramsey
A guanobrain is a person who, quite literally is bat shit crazy.
Hence the guano as in bat droppings and the brain refering to the organ that controls your nervous system, sense and vision whilst processing thoughts ......two words combined to create guanobrain.
Hence the guano as in bat droppings and the brain refering to the organ that controls your nervous system, sense and vision whilst processing thoughts ......two words combined to create guanobrain.
by flash gordon ramsey July 18, 2018
A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019
A derisive name given to a person who acts like a pussy, baby, whinger often by flailing their arms wildly and screaming like a spoilt diva or princess .. .. when quite clearly there is no reason for that person to be doing so.
Why don't you grow up and stop crying like a fucking little baby, your acting like a right fanny anne, it's only your kidney, you have another ..
by flash gordon ramsey March 13, 2019
A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...
by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018