slobberknockered 

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006

Slobberknockered 

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place

Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.

Slobberknockered by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011

Slobberknockered 

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.

Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.

Slobberknockered by rhino77 February 10, 2010

slobberknocker 

made famous by JR (Jim Ross) in WWE it is used to say some thing big has happened.

Well. Jerry, that was a slobberknocker of a match tonight.

slobberknocker by Ladababiez April 11, 2007

slobberknocker 

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.

Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!

slobberknocker by Suzzie September 27, 2003

Slobberknocked 

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.

Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.

Slobberknocked by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

chilly slobberknocker 

item found in world of warcraft but also the name for a blowjob given with ice cubes in the mouth

or a blow job given in a cold environment

while it was snowing i got a chilly slobberknocker in my car

chilly slobberknocker by barracknroll May 7, 2009