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The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.

Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!

slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018

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Slobken

The act of drinking wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is poured down the small of one's back, allowing it to drip through the ass crack and over the butt hole, before reaching the mouth of the recipient. The resulting beverage is a surprisingly pleasant mixture of alcohol and butt.

Dude, I just bought a bottle of my wife's favourite Chardonnay. When I get home, I'm going to give her a slobken!

Slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 May 1, 2018

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Slobken • Slobknocker • Slobbenon • slobcentre • Slobendoggen • Slobkin • slobknocking • Slob Kebab • Slob Knobbing • slob knob

SlobKnocker

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

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slobknobbing

When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.

Last night my girl was slobknobbing my cock!

slobknobbing by person with def August 6, 2009

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Slobknocker

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.

Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.

Slobknocker by valleriiee July 20, 2010

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slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.

Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.

slobknocking by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010

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Slobendoggen

Another term for oral sex.

Yo that girl Jules gave me the slabendagen.

Slobendoggen by Adrian November 5, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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