sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepwacking 

1.When you are exhausted, going in and out of sleep mode, but still masturbating
2.Boston pronunciation of “sleepwalking”

Although it had been a long day, I found myself sleepwacking late last night

Sleepwacking by Juxtaposin April 17, 2020

Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami

#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.

Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019

sleepworking 

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

sleepworking by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

Sleepfucking 

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.

Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.

Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Sleepfucking 

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018