sleepsucking

the act of sucking cock while sleeping.

I woke up to my self sleepsucking my husband.

by CaroLiOn August 27, 2005

Sleepfucking

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.

Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Sleepfucking

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.

Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

by BigBoiSmasher July 17, 2021

sleepsurfing

Surfing the web while effectively asleep.

I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' trance, I was on a site that was completely foreign to me with no idea how I got there.

by G. Houck August 2, 2007

Sleepcocking

Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.

I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.

by Mcshakey September 27, 2010