sleepwhacking 

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

sleepwhacking by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepwanking 

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

Sleepwanking by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

SLEEPWALKING 

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

SLEEPWALKING by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

Sleepwalking Mexican 

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

Sleepwalking Mexican by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

sleepsacking 

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009