Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009
Get the sleepwhacking mug.Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021
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Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.
by johnsq99 April 16, 2007
Get the sleepwacking mug.Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.
Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.
by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011
Get the Sleepwanking mug.Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.
This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
He sleepwalked right into me.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
by Jaytecx August 1, 2022
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Get the Sleepwalking Mexican mug.Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.
Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.
by officero'reilly September 19, 2009
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