Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami

#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.

Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019

sleep watching 

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.

1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.

sleep watching by silvercold9 November 25, 2007

sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepbitching 

when a person bitches at another person while they are sleeping. Similar to talking while sleeping, but instead the subject sleeping is bitching.

Last night, Steve woke up to the sounds of Suzy sleepbitching at him.

Sleepbitching by Kenzen90 September 8, 2011

Sleep Watching 

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.

Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!

Sleep Watching by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011

slapwatching 

The act of slapping pounding someone with a slapwatch. There are many kinds of slapwatching such as double slapwatching, ankle slapwatching, triple slapwatching, neck slapwatching and much more. (CAUTION: SLAPWATCHING MAY BE PAINFUL IF USED CORRECTLY)

Sarah Adler was slapwatching Livi Schilsky very hard in the leg after Livi slapwatched Sarah in the wrist; or; wat time is it? SLAPWATCH

slapwatching by slapwatchesaregreat January 9, 2011

Sleepwacking 

1.When you are exhausted, going in and out of sleep mode, but still masturbating
2.Boston pronunciation of “sleepwalking”

Although it had been a long day, I found myself sleepwacking late last night

Sleepwacking by Juxtaposin April 17, 2020